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Kids Kidding
Children have their own way of thinking and expressing themselves. For them, everything is a wonder. It’s enlightening to once in a while try to look through the eyes of children…shall we?
My Full Name
Lady : what a cute little boy. What is your name, sweetheart?
Little Boy : Connor
Lady : Can you tell me your full name?
Little Boy : Connor Stop that!
Letter to God from the Kids
Amy : Dear God, instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones You have?”
Larry : Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Jane : Dear God, in school, they told us what You do. Who does it when you are on vacaton ?Norman : Dear God, did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Jamie : Dear God, who draws the lines around the countries?
Joyce : Dear God, thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Lucy : Dear God, are you really invisible or is it just a trick?
No Idea
“Mommy has no idea how to raise children,” Said Vira to her father.
“How can you say such a thing?” her father says.
“Well, mommy always sends me to bed at night when I’m not sleepy, and wakes me up in the morning when I am.”
